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Friday, May 6, 2016

Magical Works and Resume

Magical and Spiritual Resume of Thomas P. Walton
1973-1981
Precognition a of all Star Wars films turned out correct. 
Lived lives of others in my dreams. 
Moved a pitcher of orange juice across table without touching it. 
1981-1988
Stopped a colossal sand storm in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia with a word.
Stood inside of a huge dust devil in or around Hoffus, and learned to move them around with my will. 
Survived multiple accidents, and brought healing to self and others. 
1988-2010
Fended off a colossal spirit, and arrested its power, casting it out.
Removed troubles, multiple kinds, miscellaneous training. 
Began studying under Charles W. Cosimano, my mentor. 
2010- 2016 
Slowed, dissolved Neoguri. 
Pacified Halong. Lifted over Honshu, and set it down in the seas above Japan. 
Bent 40 typhoons around Honshu, resulting in a harmonized, heart shape pattern of cloud layer, with a clear and sunny center. 
Changed climate temporarily in Honshu to a dry, Californian spring-summer. 
Freed Adam Kokesh from bondage.
Liberated the heart of Iceland with will. 
Meteorite drawn in to o Russia, accidentally... Intended to hit open desert elsewhere.
Rained the entire state of California
Calmed earth movement up to over a year on one side of the world. 
Divined flight MH370 as being in Si Sa Ket, Thailand or Cambodia. Sensed Norse and Chinese languages surrounding the plane. 

Misc.
Developed ability to bring up the onscreen keyboard on three different tablet devices. 
Calm and soothe pains temporarily. 
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